I've decided to take a break from my Anthropology homework to bring you a very special announcement...
Yes, I've finally decided to start blogging.
It's already 10pm on the day before the worst day of the week... yes, I do mean Monday... so who needs to do homework really? Not me.
What ever happened to living in a world where people could choose what they wanted to do without obligation? What I mean is - why can't I just simply choose not to do my homework without suffering any consequences? Alright truthfully I do know why, but I'm just talking philosophically here. Let's be honest... I'm a lazy good for nothing. I might be in college, trying to get a degree, working part time, but where is that even going to get me without going on to graduate school? The answer is: pretty much nowhere. I'm going to be in school for the rest of my life! I mean that literally, because the profession I'd like to get into is... wait for it... genetics. Ahh, science. How I love thee. Science makes the world what it is today... along with all the other lazy good for nothings like me who just want to sit home on their big fat butts and do nothing all day. Thank you, motivators of the world. We now know why so many inventions are created to make us more and more lazy. Too bad I have not yet figured out how to break the vicious cycle that is laziness. If you happen to come across a good, lazy answer to this question please PLEASE do let me know. I'd love to hear it. Not that I would make any promises... Remember, I am lazy.
I think this is probably enough for one day, and I also think I should get back to my Anthropology homework... Too bad Anthropology is so necessary. I think it should be a high school class requirement. Too bad I'm lazy.
GoodNight!
